Sorry I wasn't here last Tuesday as promised. I was struck down by a killer headache and then had to deal with some family problems. But here is the pattern finally. If you have any problems or questions please contact me and I will do my best to help you.
Doll Pattern
I used worsted yarn held double and 4.5 mm needles. The gauge is 20 sts and 26 rows to 4" The doll is knitted in stocking stitch throughout.
Body
Make two pieces
Cast on 10 sts
Knit 1 row
Purl 1 row
Inc 1 st at each end of the next 2 knit rows
Knit even for 4 1/2"
Cast off
Head
Cast on10 sts
Knit 1 row
Purl 1 row
(k1, inc in next st ) 5x
Purl 1 row
(k2, inc in next st) 5x
Knit even for 9 rows
(k3, k2 tog) 4x
Purl 1 row
K 2 tog across
Cut yarn, thread end on needle and draw through the 8 sts and draw together and secure tightly
Legs
Cast on14 sts
Knit even for 4 1/2"
Change to shoe color
Knit even for 1/2"
Knit 2 tog across
Cut yarn, thread end on needle and draw sts together and secure tightly
Arms
Cast on10 sts
Knit 2 1/2" even
Switch to face color for hand
Knit even for 1/2"
Knit 2 tog across
Cut yarn, thread end on needle, draw sts together and secure tightly.
Yarn Wig
Cut a 4" by 3" piece of cardboard and wrap the yarn around the 3" width several times. Then back stitch across the yarn in the middle on one side. This secures the yarn and makes a part. Then turn the cardboard over and cut the yarn along the middle as shown in photo. Glue with tacky glue to the dolls head, arranging the yarn to frame the face. Once the glue is dry trim the ends to make them even. You can cut bangs if you wish.
Here is the poem that went with the doll when it was given as a frustration doll. It's bit wild but then I have a weird sense of humor. Just so you know. Don't say you haven't been warned.
When you want to tear your hair
Or toss a certain person out
When you can't say what you want
And you really need to shout
Just grab this doll instead
And slam it all about
Or twist its little neck
Or trample it with your feet
Or imagine if you wish
Tossing it on the street
And running it over with your bus
Many times
Back and forth
Over and over again.
Then when you're feeling better
Just continue on your way
And nothing else will bother you
For the rest of your day.
Oh and just so you know, no passengers were harmed. Ever. Honest.